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Nothing beats
A delightful midnight snack at the nearest In N Out with my Audrey =) Ordered a cheeseburger and fries. Should’ve gotten a damn double double though. Oh well, there’s always next time. Oh - and I highly suggest people try substituting the spread with ketchup and mustard. It enhances the flavor of the beef by twofolds.
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WatchWatch
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August 2010
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Proof that animals have emotions?
fcukshawn: lickystickypickyme: In 1984, a pet kitten was given to Koko, the Stanford University gorilla who communicates through sign language. She cared for it as a baby gorilla until December of that year, when the cat escaped from her cage and was run down by a car. When her trainers told Koko what had happened, she gave the signs for two words. They were “cry” and “sad.” src my boss...
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“Be not limited by the facticity of our past but transcend into the future in...”
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Anonymous asked: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
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ListenFiona Apple
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March 2010
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dinosaursforsale: man i want a dog
dinosaursforsale: i'd let him sleep in my bed with me
dinosaursforsale: dogs are such goood friends
car0000l: wow you need a girlfriend
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Il Vaticano
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The Apple iPad
it’s here.
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Life would be so much easier if I could instantly download knowledge or skills into my brain like in the Matrix.
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Possibly the most hilarious shit I've ever read in... →
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December 2009
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The Holiday Season
Friend: i've concluded i dont' want to be kept on
Friend: i work on sat
Friend: but yea i'm free
Friend: it's xmas week
Friend: i have two call ins
Friend: xmas day off
Friend: 2 mandatory day offs
Me: oh ic
Friend: so that gives me pretty much the whole week
Me: alright, cool
Me: bonding time
Friend: lol
Me: bros before hos time
Me: penis intertwining time
Me: whoa wait what
Me: did i just say that
Me: no i didn't
Me: steak?
Me: burgers?
Me: cars?
Me: guns?
Friend: lol bros before the nonexistent hoes
Me: definitely the nonexistent hos. lol.
Me: ...fuck.
Friend: o god i want to fuck a fat chick at my work. I need to get at a chick dude
Me: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Friend: this holiday season is killer to single people
Me: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Friend: what's so funny?
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