December 2009
6 posts
The Holiday Season
Friend: i've concluded i dont' want to be kept on
Friend: i work on sat
Friend: but yea i'm free
Friend: it's xmas week
Friend: i have two call ins
Friend: xmas day off
Friend: 2 mandatory day offs
Me: oh ic
Friend: so that gives me pretty much the whole week
Me: alright, cool
Me: bonding time
Friend: lol
Me: bros before hos time
Me: penis intertwining time
Me: whoa wait what
Me: did i just say that
Me: no i didn't
Me: steak?
Me: burgers?
Me: cars?
Me: guns?
Friend: lol bros before the nonexistent hoes
Me: definitely the nonexistent hos. lol.
Me: ...fuck.
Friend: o god i want to fuck a fat chick at my work. I need to get at a chick dude
Me: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Friend: this holiday season is killer to single people
Me: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Friend: what's so funny?
