Monday, December 21, 2009
The Holiday Season
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Friend:
i've concluded i dont' want to be kept on
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Friend:
i work on sat
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Friend:
but yea i'm free
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Friend:
it's xmas week
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Friend:
i have two call ins
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Friend:
xmas day off
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Friend:
2 mandatory day offs
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Me:
oh ic
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Friend:
so that gives me pretty much the whole week
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Me:
alright, cool
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Me:
bonding time
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Friend:
lol
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Me:
bros before hos time
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Me:
penis intertwining time
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Me:
whoa wait what
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Me:
did i just say that
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Me:
no i didn't
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Me:
steak?
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Me:
burgers?
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Me:
cars?
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Me:
guns?
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Friend:
lol bros before the nonexistent hoes
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Me:
definitely the nonexistent hos. lol.
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Me:
...fuck.
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Friend:
o god i want to fuck a fat chick at my work. I need to get at a chick dude
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Me:
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
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Me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
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Friend:
this holiday season is killer to single people
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Me:
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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Friend:
what's so funny?
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